WHEN I GET TO A RESTAURANT I DIDN’T RESEARCH FIRST AND THERE’S NOTHING ON THE MENU I CAN EAT

DON’T THINK WE’RE GOING OUT TO EAT JUST BECAUSE WE BOTH WANT TO. I HAVE TO DO A TON OF RESEARCH FIRST TO MAKE SURE THERE IS SOMETHING I CAN EAT ON THE MENU BEFORE WE EVEN LEAVE. I HAVE TO READ ALL THE YELP REVIEWS. I HAVE TO HAVE MY MEAL ALREADY PICKED OUT. ONLY THEN CAN I SAY…

ME AT A RESTAURANT WHERE THE DRINKS ARE FLOWING BUT I CAN’T HAVE ANYTHING TO EAT BECAUSE THEIR MENU/ KITCHEN ISN’T GF FRIENDLY

WHEN MY AUNT DID GLUTEN FREE THANKSGIVING

WHEN I WANT TO BUY AN EXPENSIVE ANGEL FOOD CAKE PAN TO MAKE GLUTEN FREE ANGEL FOOD CAKE EVEN THOUGH THE ODDS ARE THAT I WON’T BE ABLE TO MAKE THIS CAKE BECAUSE MAKING REGULAR ANGEL FOOD CAKE IS HARD AS HELL AND I’VE FAILED AT IT

WHEN I’VE ORDERED A GLUTEN FREE MEAL AND THEN THE WAITER COMES OUT WITH A BASKET OF BREAD AND IS ALL LIKE “OH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY. THIS MUST BE TORTURE.” AND HANDS THE BASKET TO MY HUSBAND.

WHEN I GOT DIAGNOSED WITH CELIAC DISEASE (Todd is Carlton, watching carefully as I melt down)

WHEN I LEARNED THAT MY FAVORITE CANDY IS GLUTEN FREE

WHEN I’M DISAPPOINTED BY A GLUTEN FREE BREAD YET AGAIN

WHEN A RESTAURANT HAS A GLUTEN FREE MENU